The German citations are from the e-text edition of Faust I + II (2004) and the English translations are from the Princeton edition of Faust I & II (1994).
[MEPHISTOPHELES]
Accordingly, dear friend, my first advice
is that you hear the Collegium Logicum.
The course will discipline your mind
and lace it tight in iron-boots
so that it will no longer rush
headlong along the paths of thought
or, like a will-o’-the-wisp perhaps,
wander at random everywhere.
Days on end will be used to teach you
that what you once did as a single act,
as easily as you eat or drink,
must really be done as one-two-three.
Although in fact the fabric of thought
is like a masterpiece of weaving,
for which one treadle moves a thousand threads
as back and forth the shuttles fly
and threads move quicker than the eye
and a single stroke makes a thousand ties,
nonetheless the philosopher comes
and proves to you it had to be thus:
the first was so, the second so,
and hence the third and fourth are so;
but if there were no first and second
the third and fourth could never exist.
Students applaud this everywhere,
but fail to master the weaver’s art.
To understand some living thing and to describe it,
the student starts by ridding it of its spirit;
he then holds all its parts within his hand
except, alas! for the spirit that bound them together—
which chemists, unaware they’re being ridiculous,
denominate encheiresin naturae.
—verses 1910-1941
[MEPHISTOPHELES (on being a doctor)]
Above all, learn to handle women;
their myriads of aches and pains,
that never never cease,
can all be cured if you know the right spot—
and if your behavior is halfway discreet
they all will be at your beck and call.
A title’s needed first, to reassure them
that you have greater skill than other men,
and right away you’re welcome to investigate
what someone else needs years to reconnoiter;
you will know how to take a dainty pulse
and, with a cautious ardent glance,
to put your arms about her slender hips
and see how tightly she is laced.
—verses 2023-2036
[MEPHISTOPHELES.]
… The Church is blessed with a good stomach,
has gobbled down whole countries even,
yet never suffered from repletion;
only the Church is able to digest
treasures of wickedness, dear ladies.
FAUST. That isn't any special talent—
kings and usurers practice it too.
—verses 2836-2842
FAUST. My darling, who can say,
I believe in God?
To priests or sages you may put your question,
and what they answer will but seem
to mock the asker.
—verses 3425-3429
[MEPHISTOPHELES]
You do not need a crowd to have companionship.
—verse 4036
SUBJECTIVE IDEALIST.
Tonight the things my mind imagines
completely overwhelm me.
Indeed, if they are all my ego,
then I am idiotic.
—verses 4347-4350
[CHANCELLOR]
Sedition starts with intellects
bemuddled by plebeian sentiments
—verses 4909-4910
CHARIOTEER. I am that spendthrift, poetry;
as poet, I augment my worth
by squandering my very substance.
—verses 5573-5575
MEPHISTOPHELES. If you tell callow youth what they dislike to hear,
unvarnished truth which afterwards
they learn from years of hard experience
applies to their own persons, in their conceit
they then believe it sprang from their own heads
and still assert their teacher was dull-witted.
—verses 6744-6749
BACCALAUREATE. To be polite in German is to lie.
—verse 6771
[MEPHISTOPHELES (on the Lamiae or, maybe, women in general)]
Their tight-laced waists and painted faces tell us
that these are absolutely worthless creatures.
In what they offer there is nothing healthy;
touch any part of them, it will prove rotten.
We know and see what's all too palpable,
but if the trollops pipe, we dance!
—verses 7714-7719
MEPHISTOPHELES. You can’t forget what you have left behind;
what we were used to still is Paradise.
—verses 7963-7964
PANTHALIS. How ugly seems, set next to beauty, ugliness.
PHORKYAS. How shallow, next to wisdom, foolish ignorance.
—verses 8810-8811
[PHORKYAS]
Beauty may not be shared; who has possessed it whole,
cursing all half-claims, prefers destroying it.
—verses 9061-9062
[MEPHISTOPHELES]
When all is said and done, at diabolic revels
it’s party hatred that is most effective
and is their culminating horror.
—verses 10,777-10,779
[FAUST]
[H]e, only, merits freedom and existence
who wins them every day anew.
--verses 11,574-11,575
MEPHISTOPHELES. Over—stupid word!
Why over?
What’s over, and mere nothing, are the same.
So what’s the point of making all our effort
to snatch what has been made into our nothingness!
“All’s over!”—what’s the inference from that?
That things might just as well have never been,
but chase around in circles as if they did exist.
I’d much prefer Eternal Emptiness instead.
—verses 11,594-11,603