February 01, 2004

That's Right

Posted by shonk at 10:43 PM in Sports | TrackBack

Yes, you saw right, they really did show a naked breast during the most highly-rated network television program of the year.

Comments

Well I dunno, is that some kind of pastie or what? If so then it's not quite naked.

Posted by: John T. Kennedy at February 2, 2004 12:45 AM

Pedant.

Posted by: shonk at February 2, 2004 12:54 AM

In a bizarre upending of the natural order of things, that face is preventing me from concentrating on the boobies. I'm sorry, Janet looks way too much like Michael, she is probably the one ostensibly attractive celebrity that I have absolutely no desire to see even partially naked. I am as bored and irritated with the "decency" moralists as anybody, but the undeniable creepiness of the Jacksons makes their triumphant transgressions of the boundaries of prurience a somewhat pyrrhic victory for the rest of us in my opinion.

Posted by: Curt at February 2, 2004 01:32 AM

That picture also sort of reminds me of the "two-face" from Seinfeld.

Posted by: Curt at February 2, 2004 01:34 AM

Not a pastie.

Posted by: shonk at February 2, 2004 10:17 AM

I agree that Janet is looking disturbingly carved-up these days, as is Latoya.

Posted by: John T. Kennedy at February 2, 2004 10:19 AM

"Not a pastie"

Wow, Drudge says it's a nipple medallion. Since the nipple is apparently exposed I'm going to rule this a naked breast. And why would you be wearing that during the show unless you intended it to be seen?

Posted by: John T. Kennedy at February 2, 2004 10:25 AM

No conspiracy theory could be suspicious or sordid enough to do justice to the cheoreography of a Super Bowl halftime show.

Posted by: Curt at February 2, 2004 06:50 PM

Best headline goes to J. Orlin Grabbe: "FCC Probes Bare Breast".

Posted by: John Lopez at February 3, 2004 10:05 PM