November 19, 2003

Radio Free Philly

Posted by shonk at 12:28 PM in Words of Wisdom | TrackBack

Just heard on the radio, a humorous rant on beer commercials:

What's with these beer companies? Trying to convince us that all the people that drink their beer are young and beautiful. They're all 25, the women are hot, the guys are in shape. They're all at some resort in the mountains are in the Caribbean.

Well I know a thing or two about the young people they're trying to portray...they're all drinking water and taking ecstasy. I mean, who are we kidding? It's middle-aged guys like you and me that are drinking beer. The kids are at a warehouse in the middle of somewhere in the middle of the night.

I almost said "Brilliant!" but then remembered that stupid Guinness commercial. Dammit!

If you're taking ecstasy, beware of JTK.