Sex Quotes

Just learned of this massive list. A sampling:

"I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."

"Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest." - Jacques Anatole Thibault.

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening, from "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" in Life In Hell.

"Le mariage est la seule guerre pendant laquelle on dort avec l'ennemi." (my translation: Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy).