Curt (Supervillian bio)

[Shortly after he started posting to selling waves, I asked Curt to write a short bio. 18 months later, he finally got around to it. In the meantime, it was inevitable that, during some extended bout of procrastination, I would get sick of waiting and write one myself. Since I think it's amusing, I'm keeping it here until I get bored with it or think of something funnier. -shonk]

Curt is a connoisseur of philosophy, modern languages, old books and young Eastern European women. Although he is currently hiding out in a weepy European social democracy, don't think that means he's scaled back his machinations to take over the world. A long line of broken and demoralized teachers and former lovers can attest to his ruthlessness.